the truth about cats and dogs

breathe in

so i have read a whole bunch of scathing reviews of the beekeeper. here is mine.

breathe out

parasol - i heard your voice... i heard you scream... yet still you lie

the power of orange knickers - smile while you do it

jamaica inn- i'm a pirate...arghh

sleeps with butterflies- rain down justice

general joy - she looks nice, i thought it was for me

cars and guitars - shift.. oh god please shift

hoochie woman - you and me and her and me and him and me and you

goodbye to pieces - oh crap

toast - goodbye to pieces

and that is my brilliant review to be followed by an evil retraction